ABA Behavior Technician- Port Chester

🚨🚨 THE HOLY GRAIL OF ABA CASES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🚨🚨 💥 NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) 💥 📍 Port Chester, NY 10573 💰 TOP-TIER PAY | 🕒 25 HOURS/WEEK | 🌇 AFTER 3:30 PM 🚨 ATTENTION, ABA WARRIORS: PUT DOWN YOUR DATA SHEETS AND READ THIS. 🚨 Have you ever watched a 7-year-old turn putting on shoes into a 45-minute hostage negotiation and thought, “Interesting… let’s see what the ABC data says”? 📊👟 Do you remain emotionally unbothered while a first-grader presents a five-point legal argument for why brushing his teeth violates his human rights? ⚖️😂 Can you say “First-Then” with the confidence of a Supreme Court justice while internally calculating your reinforcement schedule? CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOUR CALLING. 🧘‍♂️💅 We’re looking for a reliable, energetic, clinically sharp BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 7-year-old boy who has a moderate level of functioning and presents some significant challenging behaviors. Translation: You’ll need patience, flexibility, solid clinical skills, and the ability to stay cool when the session decides to take an unexpected plot twist. 🎬💥 🧠 REQUIRED SUPERPOWERS (NO CAPE PROVIDED) 🧘 THE ZEN MASTER: Stay calm and professional when the energy in the room goes from 0 to 100 faster than a toddler spotting an iPad. 🔄 THE PIVOT LEGEND: Your session plan is a guide, not a legally binding contract. Adapt when needed! 📊 THE DATA DETECTIVE: Collect accurate data even when the plot thickens. Your clipboard must remain undefeated. 🕵️ THE MOTIVATION WHISPERER: Figure out what makes your client tick. Bubbles? Snacks? iPad? The mystery must be solved ethically and clinically. 🧊 THE HUMAN ICEBERG: Maintain a neutral, composed demeanor during challenging moments. No dramatic reactions. No unnecessary power struggles. Just professional composure. 🎯 THE CLINICAL PROBLEM-SOLVER: You see challenging behavior and think, “Let’s assess the function,” not “I need to lie down.” 💸 PERKS THAT DESERVE THEIR OWN REINFORCEMENT SCHEDULE 💰 PREMIUM PAY: Top-tier rates for professionals who bring real clinical skills to the table. Your expertise deserves to be valued! 🕒 THE NIGHT-OWL SPECIAL: Sessions start AFTER 3:30 PM. Your mornings are FREE. Sleep in, run errands, touch grass, stare at the ceiling dramatically—whatever keeps you regulated. 😂☕ 📅 25 HOURS PER WEEK: A substantial part-time opportunity for the right BT/RBT. 🗣️ SPANISH SPEAKERS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED: If you’re bilingual, bring those skills! Communication is a superpower, too. 🇪🇸✨ 🧠 REAL CLINICAL EXPERIENCE: An opportunity to sharpen your behavior-analytic skills in an individualized, in-home setting. 🚨 THIS IS YOUR SIGN. YOUR REINFORCER IS WAITING. 🚨 If you’re dependable, patient, clinically competent, and ready to bring your A-game, SLIDE INTO THE DMs. 📲🔥 Please send: ✅ Your updated resume ✅ Your availability ✅ Your hourly pay expectation 📍 REFERENCE: 25-HOUR PORT CHESTER CASE — ZIP 10573 DON’T LET ANOTHER BT GET THE REINFORCEMENT BEFORE YOU DO. 😂🏃‍♂️💨 Let’s find the right person for this case. May your sessions be productive, your data be accurate, and your reinforcement schedules be impeccable. 🤝💙📊